Zac Dembo

Crazio Drazio Zrazio

This spieces of human was one of the first to desend from the monkeys, which explains their crazy and unpredictable way of acting. It also explains their abundance of hair. The Zac Dembo's have since the beginning of time, migrated to Baltimore Maryland, where they reside today. However, they're race have seen their share of misery. During the Ice Age their close friends and allies, the Wooly Mammouths (sometimes referred to as the Alex Plaxtens) died off, never to roam the earth again. However, this spieces played an intresting role in the War of the Words which took place during the 16th Century. Immediatley when the war broke out they joined the side of the Paul Baransons. They proved to be very deadly because they could say words so quickly and fast that many other spieces stood no chance before them (this came true during the speed battle where the Josh Towbins fell to an army of Dembos). But one thing stoped the Zac Dembos, soap and water. Yes one Emily Spiegel came up with a brilliant idea that if the Zac Dembo's were cleansed than they would not be able to spew out words at a record pace. One evening, a herd of David Richmans surrounded the Zac Dembos camp, while a team of Aaron Sidorovs and Michael Fleishmans ran in with shampoo, destroying the Dembo army. Scientist are baffleled by their ability to erouse both men and women...


[A Zac Dembo can be seen on the left, next to a Joe Kristenbergenlgestein who became aroused during a Treaty Signing Anniversery 400 years after the end of the Word Wars, where descendents from both sides of the conflict are present, being an Eric Marmon, Josh Pryves and Josh Swanner]

David Richman

Pinguis Nervous Canis


This spieces of human is an interesting breed. No one is sure where they came from, yet everyone knows this spieces, either through word of mouth, or through a personal connection. They are known to talk very fast, and ask many questions. They are also very horny humans, and tend to crave human contact 99.9% of the time. When the War of the Words broke out in the 16th Century, each side of the conflict tried hard to get the David Richmans on their side, knowing that they would be a very useful weapon against their enemies, yet the David Richmans only wanted peace and tranquility. However one day, something happened. One David Richman, we'll call him Richman, go hungry and wanted something to eat. He saw a tree filled with apples and began picking the apples and eating them with much fervor. Little did he know that the apple tree belonged to the Joe Kristenbergenlgestein clan, and with that the David Richmans came under attack by them. With no help at the time, the David Richmans sprang into action, using their skills of confusion they won the battle and quickly joined the side of the Emily Spiegels. They are reported to not have a favorite food, but to like all foods. Scientist are baffeled by the David Richmans ability to dance quite well...