Neil Berg

Mulrio Etustito Donkio

The speices of human thats known for prancing around the open feilds of the piedmont. Currently, many of them reside near Wisconsin, but some are spread about the country. Thought to be related to centaurs, these creatures yelp and scream "donkey!" over and over again. They enjoy eating carrots, bananas, and skittles. Scientist don't understand why they always have a smile on there face. Some beleive that it's because they're always in a state of complete hapiness...