Suzanne Bass

Greensio Idiotio Wifimmus

This speices of human came from the homey country of northeastern plains where they're known to play the musical instrument of the clarinet. Nice creatures, their number one passion is food. They love it, simply put. If you put a cookie in front of them, it will be gone in under two seconds. They can sometimes get grumpy and agitated with those around them and "lash out" harshly, sometimes ripping off peoples faces. Scientist have tried to find out why they become so violent at times, and some have died trying to find out, including the famed crocadile hunter Steve Irwin. Apparently his last words were, " 'hy di' she caul' me an ido't fo' loo'kin in a crocs mou'th?". Their docile and sweet nature can disguise these attacks. Collard greens is their favorite food, and they enjoy knitting...