Jimmy Johnston

Steelio Phoenicopterus Ruber


This spieces of human is from the coal mines of Pennsylvania. They were thought to be large pieces of coal themselves, until they began to walk out of the mines and assimilate into human society. Intelligent creatures, they've adapted to the water, and have become very good at the art of saving lives. Being of a "non-jewish" origin, it is rare to find this spieces in the Swannerpedia, but what are you gonna do? In their spare time, they enjoy doing alogrithms while masturbating to their wonders and difficulties. Their favorite foods are fresh lemons along with kasha. They contain no super powers, but are able to withstand large amounts crap, literally. There's a fable that one day, one town was full of poop, and no one could withstand it, except for the Jimmy Johnstons who sat in a coffee shop quite contently. When the Word Wars broke out in the 16th Century, the Jimmy Johnstons did not fight, because they had no quarrel with either side. During their travels, they have become friends with the Pete Glarous's and the Matt Watsons. Scientist are baffeled by their ability to juggle babies...


[Note: Jimmy is at the top left, having sex with 1, 2, 3...10 guys!]

[Note2: Jimmy is not gay, it was just one of those moments...]