Tom Geary

Rhetorico Bengalio Professoro


This speices of human comes from the Virginia area. Known for their deep knowledge of the enlgish language and the mystical ways of rhetoric, they use their powers to inform younger generations about its wisdom. Originally thought to have come out of the Bermuda Triangle, the Tom Gearys have stated over and over that they have only come from one place, the rhetorical triangle. Their favorite food is alphabet soup, and they enjoy the jumble. Thought to be descended from Plato, it was discovered that these creatures descended from Shakespeare's illegitimate son, Minogakachupi. Scientist are baffeled by their ability to continue to read while they sleep...