Josh Bers

Thugio Dirtio Alchohomelessio

This speices of human comes from the fighting bred of human. They came over to North America from Ireland in the early 12th Century. They came before the colonist and before any exploration. They got into a major skirmish with the people in Ireland and had to leave. In North America, they can be mainly found on the eastern coast. Musically inclined, these creatures enjoy playing guitar, while doing not much of anything else. They are known to be very dirty creatures. During the Word Wars of the 16th Century, the Josh Berses and the Paul Baransons united together in their fight against the Emily Spiegels. Their struggle ended with a bitter defeat, but some of these two spieces still remain. They still keep a very close alliance with each other. Ridiculed for their laziness, the Berses are actually very intelligent. In spite of what others think, inventions of the toilet and the internet can be attributed to the Josh Berses. Their favorite foods include wings, and lots of them. Scientist are baffeled by their ability to put their enimies in a deathly leg lock, which no one can seem to escape from...

[Note: The Josh Bers can be seen at the bottom, with the spoon. Above him is his closest ally, a Paul Baranson]