Allon Vishkin

Curluo Israelio Helloio

This foreign speices of human is new to this planet. They came into being only 100 years ago when a ship of them landed in the middle of the country. They said they had to leave their planet because of the warfare and devastation, plus the schools were bad. They have assimilated into our culture, but have held onto their funny accent that sets them apart from other types of people. Because they originally come from plante Kunkapu the Allon Vishkins are known to shoot laser beams from their eyeballs. It's a neat trick that helps them out a lot, especially in the kitchen. In their time here on this planet, they have come to ally themselves with the Neil Fanaroffs and the Aaron Franks. They helped win the skirmish against the Seamen, opening up the seas for people to use. Scientist are baffeled by their ability to learn the earthly game of chess, and how they have never lost at it...

Jordan Fabian

Frontio Repobio Wookio


This spieces of human comes from the caves of the nor. They are hairy creatures, and talk with a dog/bear like fashion. They communicate with other animals with these sounds. Because of this, they can control the wild animals of the world. Nice but crazy creatures, the Jordan Fabians are known for their thrashing and their singing abilities. They enjoy eating ginger flavored cookies and pestrami on rye. Because of their warring manor, they've come to brawl with the Michael Fleishmans. Both creatures warlike in manor have been fighting for ages. During the Word Wars of the 16th Century, the Jordan Fabians joined the Paul Baransons and Josh Bers against the Michael Fleishmans. They survived the struggle fairly well, and even though their side lost, they escaped back to the mountains where they lived for three hundred years. Most people know them know as the cavemen of old, but that is a misnomer. They enjoy iceskating and creating card houses. Scientist are baffeled by the Jordan Fabians when they talk about how their sisters have sex for money...

Jhanna Levin

Surlio Oldio Mommio

This spieces of human is known to the class of rulers. They are known to have many connections and hold a great amount power over all of the other spieces of the human race. These creatures, smart, funny, and very commanding, have brought peace and tranquility to the earth many times. They brought an end to the Word Wars of the 16th Century, and created a treaty with the fighting sides. Known for their power of lightning strikes from their hands, no one dares provoke them. They originated from the area known as Laurel, and from there have branched out all over creation. Their favorite foods are beef jerky, and enchaladas. Scientist are baffeled by the inablity to hate these creatures. They have deemed that is against physics to hate the Jhanna Levines...

Mitch Liebeskind

Lorius Felonio Ogrio

This spieces of human is one that carries much respect in the human world. They come from the Ozarks, and have been traced back from the Kings of old. Having a large stature, these creatures are known for their ability to crush those that oppose them, and to throw their enimies far far away. However, don't let their brutish manor fool you. They are intelligent creatures, very much in tuned to the feelings of others, and our known to be more sensitive than the Opera Winerfreys. They enjoy eating ostrich eggs and bobcat meat. Due to their brutish behavior, their list of allies has grown thin. Most fear these creatures and don't bother them. Yet in their lonliness, they have become friendly with the race of the Suzanne Basses. It's caused much confusion in the human world that these two spieces should even acknowledge each other, but they have. In an attempt to regain more friendship, the Mitch Liebeskinds declared war on the Ben Wolffs, to rid their treachery from the sea so all could sail on it in peace. Scientist are baffeled by their ability to eat whole sticks of butter...

Jackie Grad

Suquismo Derudimo Gradio


This spieces of human comes from the northern area of the continents. They are known as creatures who enjoy the cold. Their skin is special, in that it keeps them warm in the coldest places. Hunting walruses and polar bears, the Jackie Grads have become very tough creatures, capable of taking on any beast in their path. At first, the Michael Fleishmans challenged the Jackie Grads, but soon learned they could not overcome their strength. When the Word Wars brok out in the 16th Century, the Michael Fleishmans and Jackie Grads joined the side of the Emily Spiegels. However, after the war was over, the Jackie Grads came under attack by the Ben Wolffs when they tried to hunt their walruses in dangerous waters. Known as strong creatures, their favorite foods are turkey, spinach and cheesecake. Scientist are baffeled by their ability to shoot darts from their mouths...

Josh Bers

Thugio Dirtio Alchohomelessio

This speices of human comes from the fighting bred of human. They came over to North America from Ireland in the early 12th Century. They came before the colonist and before any exploration. They got into a major skirmish with the people in Ireland and had to leave. In North America, they can be mainly found on the eastern coast. Musically inclined, these creatures enjoy playing guitar, while doing not much of anything else. They are known to be very dirty creatures. During the Word Wars of the 16th Century, the Josh Berses and the Paul Baransons united together in their fight against the Emily Spiegels. Their struggle ended with a bitter defeat, but some of these two spieces still remain. They still keep a very close alliance with each other. Ridiculed for their laziness, the Berses are actually very intelligent. In spite of what others think, inventions of the toilet and the internet can be attributed to the Josh Berses. Their favorite foods include wings, and lots of them. Scientist are baffeled by their ability to put their enimies in a deathly leg lock, which no one can seem to escape from...

[Note: The Josh Bers can be seen at the bottom, with the spoon. Above him is his closest ally, a Paul Baranson]

Molly Tannen

Sughio Eyutno Huggio

This spieces of human originates from the mid-east. They are very kind creatures, and our known for their tight, and sometimes deadly hugs. They perform a weird practice in which they swim very fast to this island in the patapsco river where they run around naked and kill Michael Fleishmans for their food. It's an ancient ritual that has been performed for many centuries. They burn the Fleishman meat in a special way, because the Molly Tannens beleive an evil spirit is trapped in the meat. Their main allies are the Danielle Baransons. These creatures are also very intelligent. They can tie many knots and are proud of it. In fact they are the source for knots in all the world. Scientist are baffeled by their ability to tie a knot that could hold five Michael Fleishmans...

Aaron Sido

Tumio Artio Monkio

This spieces of human comes from the crisp of the tropical/city area of the south east. They are thought to be closely related to the monkey spieces. Their similar qualities can be seen with their movement and speech. When they move, they jump around, and sometimes on people. They are known to be very loyal, and good friends. Also known to be very artistic, the Aaron Sidorovs enjoy creating beutiful priceless works of art, while giving in to their monkey instincts and hurling their own fieces at a wall. Their favorite foods include lasagna and tiramasu. Through their travels they have allied themselves with the Josh Towbins and the Eric Marmons, but have joined the battle against the Seamen, the Ben Wolffs. Scientist are baffeled with their ability to hit a baseball very far, while at the same time eat twenty bananas...

Paul Baranson

Thugio Billiam Sanchezio

This hardcore speices of human comes from the innercity areas of the country. They are very rare, and are hard to find. Many of the Paul Baransons have been wiped off the earth due to their badluck, and persistant enimies. However, about twenty remain, due to their ability to survive and continue to live out their harsh life. Known to have a chill but dirty look, this speices of human can pull off wearing the same shirt for three to four years. They enjoy strumming the guitar and sampling cheese. Surprisingly, they are very good swimmers. Their allies are the Josh Berses. Their natural enemies are the clean and happy Emily Speigels, because the Paul Baransons just can't stand to see people happy. Scientist are baffeled by their ablity to use a golf club as a useful weapon, and their inability to hit the actual golf ball that far...

Andi Wagelstein

Kirunimo Frutishio Climio

This funny species of human comes from the other side of the atlantic, mainly the polish area of Europe. They are known to be very sarcastic, but happy creatures. You are most likely to see this speices clinging to a wall, trying to climb it, or merely trying to pee their mark onto the wall. There mark looks like this "@". Eating only maiz and cheetos, this species has an orange glow, which allows them to make dark places lighter. Their ally are the Nina Grosses, but their predators are the Eric Marmons, Josh Towbins and Neil Fanaroffs. Scientist are baffeled by their ability to pop a squat and lay golden eggs...

[Note: Andi is located in the middle with the yellow shirt. She is surrounded by her predetors, and on the right is a very very handsome guy with a yellow shirt too]